Friday, April 8, 2011

Kids

I can't wait to have a kid, not because I love kids (I actually hate them) but because I will be able to dress them up and forget about what a failure of a father I am.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What really caused the end of the dinosaurs.

Lasers. Their technology was too great and they wiped each other out. It seems we humans are doomed to make the same mistake.